¿Habla Inglés?

Yes, I speak English! I have been meaning to gripe about this for a while. I am tired of people asking if I speak English. I have been asked this every time we have been to the hospital since Jadyn was born! I have been asked it other times as well but the times in the hospital stick out the most. I realize that my last name is Escobar but come on. It's even worse when the person says it very slowly and loudly - DO... YOU.......SPEAK.....ENG-LISH?